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Double Mini Dong with Twin Heads


Double Ender
The Double Mini Dong with Twin Heads is a recipe for double trouble !


RRP: £9.95

OUR PRICE: £7.95

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Peter's Penetrator - Real Feel


Vaginal Penetration
Peter's Penetrator is a real-feel jelly dong that is just about as real as it gets!


RRP: £14.95

OUR PRICE: £9.95

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Jelly Dong-Slippery Slide-In


Vaginal and Anal Penetration
This slippery jelly dong is sure to put a smile on any girl's face!


RRP: £14.95

OUR PRICE: £12.95

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Double Juicer Blue Jelly Double Dong


Double Ender for Double Trouble
The Double Juicer is a double ended flexi dildo for solo use or for some double trouble!


RRP: £27.95

OUR PRICE: £18.95

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Realistic Cock 8"


Vaginal & Anal Penetration
You'll gasp out loud when you see this superb realistic 8 inch dong from Doc Johnson !


RRP: £49.99

OUR PRICE: £39.99

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Best Selling Dildos

Here you can find collected together our best-selling and most popular dildos. They’re popularity is proof positive of their quality; they feel real and provide simple, uncomplicated pleasure. And as we’ve said countless times elsewhere on this site, simplicity is the purest form of pleasure. No batteries to die. No cables to tangle up. No mechanisms to get old. No motors to fail. No switches to break. Pure, simple pleasure. And if they’re here, then they’re in demand.


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